Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Randomize
