so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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