the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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