I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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