Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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