Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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