I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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