My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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