If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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