is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Farmville is her only friend.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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