Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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