VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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