Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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