What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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