mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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