They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
