But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
porn star boner night. come get it.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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