Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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