It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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