fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
All the doctor said was why
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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