Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dignity is for republicans.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
