Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
