you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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