gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Found the puke drawer
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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