we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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