You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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