oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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