Whod you bang
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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