What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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