Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
