I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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