big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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