Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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