And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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