Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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