I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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