1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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