We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
