You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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