fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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