eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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