i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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