I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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