Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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