oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Randomize
