K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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