I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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