I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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