Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize
