goodnight i made you a song goodbye
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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