she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm bleeding and have questions
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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