Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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