He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Randomize
