I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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