ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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