Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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