i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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