...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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